Before her previous argument, which was indeed a joke; I worked with a transexual whom several of my coworkers and I sent dirty emails to:

angie_onie: I just need some time apart
me: But you're not asking for time apart, you're asking for time with someone else.
angie_onie : What I do in that time is my business. I just need to experience more relationships before I settle into a serious one.
me: Well who is it?
angie_onie: Matt. From Rocky Horror
me: What the fuck!? Matt!? How old is he?
angie_onie: ...45
me: 45! Why do you want to go out with a 45 year-old? And for that matter, what does he want with you? You're 16! He's a pedophile.
angie_onie: We're just into a lot of the same fetishes, and I need to have an way to express them. I can't do that with you.
me: What is it that I can't do? Whatever it is just tell me.
angie_onie: I've always had incest and lolita fetishes. Matt and I have a daddy/daughter relationship in a way that you and I can't. I need that in order to be complete.

He then proceeded to humiliate her during phone sex in which he made her do things she was really ashamed of involving the toilet. Then when she came crying back to me I forgave all of her bullshit and instead of calling her a whore, took care of her for almost 4 years until she left again because she "hadn't been with enough different guys." Then called me a week later to cry about how terrible in bed the guy she left me for (who may or may not have tried to force himself on her) was. But we don't like it when people air OUR dirty laundry on the internet, only when we can air theirs.