David Edens - Plinky Answers

It's a big occasion when I celebrate.

2009-11-23T08:21:52-06:00

Break out yer Ya Ya's boys and girls were going to make some good news!

Well not sure because it really isn't a big occasion or good news until I celebrate. Party hats everyone!

Cowboy Action Shooting should be added to the Olympics

2009-11-23T08:14:45-06:00

Cowboy Action Shooting
Now who wouldn't like to see grown men and women drees up in western pioneer garb and throw some lead downrange in a post haste fashion.

My money's on the turkey

2009-11-23T08:06:36-06:00

I've seen pigs fight and it ain't a pretty sight, a hundred pounds of unfried bacon squealing and running in circles. A domesticated animal will have a hard time beating any wild game.

My angel & demon are fighting over cake

2009-09-27T03:55:00-06:00

I love it when Demon and Angel are fighting. Leaves me to my own devices.

Demon and Angel are battling over whether or not I should flirt with the pretty little receptionist. Meanwhile I have her phone number.

My TV guilty pleasure

2009-08-21T23:14:41-06:00

Survivor is a guilty pleasure be cause although I tell people I watch the show,
I can't tell them my favorite contestant because it's usually the person everyone else hates.

Check out what I found!

2009-08-19T05:54:01-06:00

As all of you know I lost my Massey Ferguson during the Great Quake of '09.

Massey Ferguson

At long last after digging around my back yard for several weeks, I've recovered my gardening pride and joy.
Thanks to Barracho Azmex for loaning me his metal detector he uses at the mall in the fountain. I've been telling them to clean that fountain and our Amber Alerts would stop.

Every kid should learn Networking

2009-06-20T22:39:52-06:00

Networking
No matter how much you know or how well you work, nothing can compare to who you know when it comes to getting ahead.

manners
No one enjoys being around a rude and uncouth person.

How to learn
This is important so I need only teach them one more thing.

How to be independant
Self reliance may mean the difference between life or death in some instances.

Alice Cooperstown: a perfect summer music spot

2009-06-20T22:31:59-06:00

I enjoy going to Alice Cooperstown any time I'm in the downtown area.

It's a great restaurant and offers some out standing music out on the patio.
For large audiences the back yard is turned into a small amphitheater.
Halloween is a special occasion here but the waite staff dress like Alice Cooper every day.

I loathe public transportation

2009-06-19T08:25:14-06:00

I like interacting with my fellow man and cajoling about the work a day.
Another interesting fact I learned, It's all I can afford.

Only in dreams

2009-06-19T08:21:28-06:00

I dreamed about building a better mouse trap... Then I was on a team to invent a cheaper bio diesel, Then I was checking out of the Holiday Inn Express.

I hope I stumble across a Glass Slipper.

2009-06-16T12:10:59-06:00

cash, cash, and more cash lots and lots of cash.
No,No,and more No. I want to find Cinderella's glass slipper so
I can go on a quest to find my true love. And the town is really small . I don't want to have to go on the internet looking for the foot that fits.

Hook up the beer

2009-06-16T11:41:12-06:00

out of all the things that coul be piped into my home... lets see

Beer bubbles 2

Why beer on tap of course. I have internet connection and grocery delivery,
but a good cold lager on draught is just so natural of a choice. That or reefer smoke vents.

The chicken came first

2009-06-16T11:35:01-06:00

Colonel Sanders preceded the egg Mc Muffin so there you have it.
The chicken crossed the road to lay an egg.

Hello, my name is gruhy ergejabstdert

2009-06-16T10:46:23-06:00

Pronounce or spell my name. I am anonymous.

The Web Has given me relief.

2009-06-16T10:41:14-06:00

Since I've become disabled I bought a computer because of it being so hard to get around. There are a lot of cool things in Internet Land.
I even do a comic strip on the www. Imagine that. Learning lots of new things about people from wide differences in culture.

I wish I could have seen Shake Hands With the Devil in the theater

2009-06-16T10:33:54-06:00

I was born in '60 and all the really cool movies came out right after that.
There aren't many movies before then that I watch (except '50s westerns.)
Even the good black and white movies were made in the early 1960's.
I do like Charlie Chaplin and Harold Loyd though.

James Cagney was pretty cool in this movie.

Wanna buy breast milk?

2009-06-16T10:06:45-06:00

Come shop Oldguy's The place where preparing a shopping list is futile.

Graphic Design - AstraZeneca Pharmaceuticals - BSE

We have things you won't find in other stores and imports from other countries that regularly aren't imported to the States.
In Japan mothers breast milk is sold in cartons. These are the type s of things I sell.

I wish Fart Football would get more respect

2009-05-30T07:47:16-06:00

You score a TD when you cut a nice one in bed. A squeaker will get you three points. If you grunt too hard and shit the bed it's halftime. change sides.

Essential software = Good Hardware

2009-05-30T07:39:58-06:00

Software is all really nice but you can have cheaper replacements and get by. My key is Hardware. You need lots of memory first. Second good video card. Next, sound card (were assuming you didn't skimp on the processor).Cool monitor and sound system are a must and I'll leave it up to you on how to connect to the net.

A good friend needs to have Loyalty

2009-05-30T07:31:39-06:00

Loyalty
Every one wants to be around some one they can trust. Right?

Honesty
Okay not a real stickler here, except if I ask a reasonable question I expect an honest answer.

Fun
If you have the first two traits this one is not absolutely required.

Gender
If you have the first three traits and are female will you be my girlfriend.
If male you are my new best friend

Common likes
Would be nice and 5 is a nice number.

'Up In Smoke' Will Give You Contact High!

2009-05-30T07:21:09-06:00

My parents caught me smoking weed the first time I watched this movie.

You can't remember watching it if you've done it right!

'Since I've Been Loving You' must be played at any good wedding

2009-05-30T07:16:22-06:00

Songs that have been played at recent weddings I've attended

Since I've Been Loving You by Led Zepelin

Heaven Beside You by Alice In Chains

Any Old Thing by Dean Martin

New Laws Should be a Crime

2009-05-30T06:24:34-06:00

There are so many laws on the books now I bet even you don't realize when you've committed a crime!

USA 2002 Police Week - Washington DC

And just how many liberties and freedoms do you want to take away this time you sons of bitches.
Do you think you can just make something illegal because it is personally annoying to you? You ignorant sluts. Why do you want to run every ones life? Will you want to control religion and culture next you Nazi fuckin' criminal you. Your life should be illegal, along with this question.
Thank you very much and have a great day! Please send respones to *.*
Pennsyvania Blvd Wa DC 8^%$#!

If I could time travel, I'd go to 1965

2009-05-30T06:06:49-06:00

If I could time travel I'd go back and repair all the holes in my fathers condoms.
Oh I so wanted a little brother to play with but what I got instead was a spawn of this demon of hate who has caused my life to be a living hell.
In all actuality my brother and I have a good relationship and he is older than myself. Well would you rather I answered no thank you no time travel here?
Hey wait I could have gone somewhere with that... Oh well.

Wardrobe by Kid Slavers of Ethiopia

2009-05-30T05:56:46-06:00

When I'm in country I shop a little out of the way place called Kid Slavers.

The selection here is OK not fantastic, but this is the finest outlet store for bargains I've ever seen.
The tiny little hands that make these garments put out the best work.

Don't sell out to stock holders

2009-05-30T05:46:49-06:00

With all the layoffs in the workplace, it's easy to find a person willing to sell the algorithm for a code generator to allow entering product registrations for thousands of dollars in free high end software, with tech support and free tutorials.
A word of warning to companies who don't want product codes of their high end software all over the Internet.

I'd fit in well in 'Roadrunner and Coyote'

2009-05-08T15:27:04-06:00

I used to love watching the bugs bunny and road runner hour.

Some bunch of liberal nambie pambie's thought it to violent.
Others thought it was sexist ,rascist or demeaning to some person or species they've never met.
I lost my favorite TV characters because some asswipe wouldn't tend to their own damn house.

If only Glendale were closer to Tempe.

2009-05-08T15:20:28-06:00

I love my boring neighborhood but then again I want to live a little closer to whats going on.

I live in North Phoenix but all the cool stuff goes down either in central part of Glendale or Tempe. Too much sprawl. I don't like driving so far just to get to the busy.

What my Shoes Say About Me

2009-05-08T15:12:56-06:00

I'm barefoot or sandal mostly, but if I'm about I wear Avirex or Vans board shoes. They're a lot more durable than walking or tennis shoes and twice as comfortable.

I'm a Hermit Crab Person

2009-05-08T15:08:35-06:00

I enjoy playing with my Hermit crab. I used to have two but the scrappier one killed the other and took over his shell. Now tell me that is not cool. Cats and dogs may be territorial but damn. Drag you out of your house, kill you,and then have the balls to move in and live there . I love my hermit crab. His name is Buster. You know, Buster the body crab. coolest pet I've ever had.