• scarlettequille
      • Scarlette Quille
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      • In response to: "What's the one thing you're never gonna give up?" I'm going to have to Grey Goose Vodka, no matter how poor or old I get I am always going to love the goose preferably mixed with lemon and tonic, or in a fantastic salad (bloody mary).
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    • Shoes Suck

      • I rarely wear shoes. In fact I only wear shoes if I absolutely have to. Right now I am barefoot. When I was a teenager I was grounded several times for driving barefoot. I often take my shoes off in the office, and when the booze hits me just right I've been known to kick off my heels at a bar.
        I'm not really sure what my hatred of shoes says about me. Maybe it suggests that I am a hillbilly. I like to think of myself more as a free spirit, but if the shoe fits...I won't wear it.
        I believe this aversion to shoes has something to do with my fear of confinement. I don't like to wear tight things. In my opinion tight things include: underwear, shoes, and jeans. Obviously I wear all of these apparel items, but I take them off as soon as I can in favor of t-shirts and sweats or boxer shorts.
        Also shoes require socks, and I can never find a matching pair of socks.
        I realize that it isn't exactly sexy, but I don't feel the need to conform to society's standards for women at the price of my comfort. Sure I will wear high heels and dresses when the occasion calls for it, however if you catch me on any given day I would say I spend 75 percent of it shoeless!

      • answered by scarlettequille on 05/05/2009
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    • Goin' All The Way was a let down

      • Well, I was in high school at the time, and I was somewhat of a wild child. I assure you am so much more refined now. However; I'd been hearing this rumor that sex was super fun and that everybody was doing it.
        I had an understanding of sex obviously, but I thought it would be more like plugging in a night light: you just push it in and the magic begins. It took me years to get over that disappointment.
        When the opportunity to go all the way presented itself I was overnight babysitting for some people. In the grand tradition of baby sitters I invited my boyfriend over about 5 minutes after I put the kids to bed. I think I drank half a bud light to "relax". And then we did it on the couch. And it wasn't memorable or fun for that matter. No fireworks, no screaming God's name.
        I was seriously like, um is that it? I think I'll stick to dry humping.
        Needless to say, I became somewhat of a sex expert as far as my mostly virgin friends were concerned. I had about 5 minutes of experience, but it didn't stop me from handing out advice.
        It took me a few years to figure out how to have fun going all the way. Living with my parents prevented me from practicing my craft as freely as I would have liked to. Moral of the story: some places have to be visited more than once before you figure out the fun things to do there.

      • answered by scarlettequille on 05/01/2009
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    • Maksim from Dancing With The Stars Can Hit It from the Back, I mean have my back

      • The strategy is for Maksim and I to make out while Ellen distracts the enemy. If they still want to rumble? I'll turn on our ghetto blaster to Beat It, and let the ass beating begin.


        Maksim from Dancing With The Stars
        Maksim can dance and kick ass at the same time. He is a dick to all of his partners, and the only reason anyone likes him is because he's hot. He would be the perfect guy to have in my gang because l can't think of anything more humiliating for other crews than to get a beat down by some one who wears sequined spandex. Also I'm pretty sure he is the gang leader for the dancers in DWTS so he would come with a lot of back up and spray tanner.


        Ellen
        I would choose Ellen as the other member because she can really break it down. And I want to be her friend in real life so I see this as a win/win situation. She can dance her heart out and distract the enemy with her wit and charm. Also she wouldn't succumb to the sexiness that is Maksim, because girlfriend don't roll that way.


      • answered by scarlettequille on 04/30/2009
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