• sherby57
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      • In response to: "What is the one thing you consistently spill on yourself?" Food and drink. I can't be any more specific than that. I am guaranteed to (accidentally) spit some drink on myself at least once a day.
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    • The Next Book I Will Read

      • Book collection

        The next book I intend to read is "Crunchy Slut Horn Flakes" by Humphrey Turtle. I've never read it, so I can't actually tell you what it's about. I don't even own it, so I can't even flick to the synopsis and give you the gist. I don't own any books. I've never read one.

        To be honest, I don't even know that "Crunchy Slut Horn Flakes" is actually a book. I made the title up so that I didn't seem thick. I didn't want to write: "I've never read a book so I don't have a "next book" to read...OK??" I doubt that Humphrey Turtle is even a real author. Or even an actual human being. Poor Humphrey.

        OK. I'll admit that this whole thing has turned a little sour. Sorry about that. Why don't you go and read a fucking book if you're so upset.

        Honestly. You're so judgemental.

      • answered by sherby57 on 05/05/2012
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    • The Importance of Lying

      • I love lying. The visceral thrill every time I lie makes me feel truly alive. Sure, some people will say that lying is wrong, wicked...evil. These people are lying to themselves (see what I did there?). Lying is something that everybody does. I do it every day. I'm guessing that you do too.

        Admit it. Just admit it. You lie. You could even be lying now. After all, you might be reading this in bed.

      • answered by sherby57 on 12/28/2011
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    • Astrologically Signed

      • Grapes

        My astrological sign is, of course, Homunculus (the Grape).

        Like all Homunculons, I have a great love of pastry, lying down and mortgages. But, hey, don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got. When Jupiter is rising, I, quite literally, love to go disco dancing with some of my young chums. Being Grapien, I love too easily and eat too hard. I a man of means, but by no means am I king of the road. I'm a prince at the max.

        Yes, it's safe to say that the random alignment of stars in the sky affects every aspect of humanity's struggle. Apart from the bits that God is in charge of, of course.

      • answered by sherby57 on 12/28/2011
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    • Cake vs. Pie

      • Plinky has posed me the question: Cake or pie? So I have gone done and answered it.


        Pie

        I don't see why the two need to be mutually exclusive. What's wrong with a cake pie? Pretty much any type of food is improved by sticking it in a pie. I'm not an expert (despite a high-level of education in the field) but I think this is a fundamental law of physics.

        The only way to further improve on the pie experience is to stick it onto a barm. Mmmm cake pie barm. Tres delciioux, as the French probably say.

      • answered by sherby57 on 09/30/2011
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    • The Art I Appreciate Most

      • Garfunky

        The Art that I most appreciate is Art Garfunkel.

        He's a lovely fella, and with his lustrous mop of curly hair, he's ideal for cleaning out over-sized test tubes.

        Everyone should have their own Art Garkfunkel at home (regardless of whether you own a collection of Victorian over-sized test tubes of the approximate circumference of Art Garfunkel's head).

        Sadly, there's only one of him.

      • answered by sherby57 on 09/30/2011
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