he set off early to get to the meeting at a 15th century hotel. Traffic was light, and in his silver car he was therefore unnoticed. Roads moved quickly, which was confusing as he drove along them. Meeting went well, and came back just as quickly, so it was there when he arrived. Coffee was strong, so he gave way to its will. In his surreal world, of social media life was good and virtually brilliant.

A proper Governement !