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    • From Woo hoo! to Boo Hoo!

      • Last time I said "Woo Hoo!" was yesterday when I found out that my fiance would be induced on June 12th to give birth to our daughter.

        I was still saying "Woo Hoo!" after I asked my HR department to approve my one week off following her arrival into this world.

        Today I stopped saying "Woo Hoo!" because I was just laid off about an hour ago.

        Anyone hiring?

        Contact me at skorp882003@yahoo.com

      • answered by Skorp on 06/03/2009
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    • Get lost in 'Beaching for Dummies' at the beach

      • Seriously?

        Reading at the beach is like mountain-biking in space. It just don't make no sense.

        Snorkel, swim, surf, scuba, beach blanket bingo.

        The only reading I would even consider is the nutritional fact list on the back of a Corona or the first aid instructions in the event of a shark attack.

      • answered by Skorp on 05/20/2009
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    • The Tough Brets will get my back

      • I've taken my choices from the genius duo, Flight of the Conchords. They would never lead me down the wrong path. From the episode "The Tough Brets" on their most recent season. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrQ_okHgUas )


        Johnny Boy
        "Johnny Boy" is clearly not a boy but rather a 70 year old man. What he lacks in youth and strength of bladder, he makes up for in former group affiliations and catchy gang names.


        Mr. and Mrs. Lee
        A true double threat. These Asian internet cafe owners are all about protecting their turf whether it be with broom or quick open-palmed slaps.


        Dave
        Dave claims to be a former Navy SEAL. And he can make a weapon out of anything, ie. hose and watering can become a long distance striking implement of death.


      • answered by Skorp on 05/05/2009
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