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    • My song about Lake Titicaca

      • Oh Lake Titicaca

        Mature leanings aside
        to humor most puerile
        I find I must abide
        Amazon nor the Nile
        oft written in tales folk
        no young mind would deny
        no good for a poop joke

      • answered by sophist on 03/12/2009
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    • The 'Memory Pellet' sells itself

      • Truth be told I've been tempted to purchase 'Memory Pellets', a suppository chock-a-block full of antioxidants, vitamins, neuronutrients, bee dung, and pureed octopi brain said to improve the memory by allowing the user to remember a string of 8 numbers instead of the normal paltry 7.

      • answered by sophist on 03/10/2009
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    • One thing I would remedy...

      • Post haste, I would boot Sam Nodesh from my abode, he who boils his boxers and drinks the broth (for luck), and who can only speak in Cantonese…

      • answered by sophist on 03/09/2009
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    • I hate words...


      • ...that require tongue tangling torsions to pronounce, like lallation.


      • answered by sophist on 03/09/2009
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