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- hello j.al
- Username: soul_on_fire
- In response to: "Even if you aren't a chef, what's your favorite dish to prepare?" chicken alfre-ho.
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soul_on_fire's latest answers
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- Listen woman....
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Mariah, Mariah, Mariah....where do i even begin? lets start out with your new "husband" Nick Cannon. quick question about that....…
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- Throw Rug Thug
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unfortunately i'm not married; though i'm sure whoever i do end up marrying will be just a useless as the baby throw rug that's in the middle of my living room floor.
it's about the size of a pillow case, doesn't match with the curtains or couches, and isn't even placed in any certain fashion on the floor....it's just there. i often trip over it or if i'm drunk enough it ends up getting caught on my heel and i got sliding around my living room in a drunken haze.
often times i try and slip it underneath the dining room table and miraculously, even with her failing eye sight, my grandmother always notices when it's gone.
i can't stand that throw rug. hopefully it just unravels one day into nothing but string.....then i can burn it.
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- "Please Mr. Big Man?"
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i look a lot younger than i am...it sucks when i try to get into the clubs but when i need to get my way it comes in handy.
armed with just enough clevage i throw on the sweet little girl voice and act all charming and what not.
batter my eyelashes, giggle, act all interested in what their saying; all that nonsense.
it seems to work fairly well....unless the guy isn't a petafile.
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- I find people with no morales offensive
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people with no morales
why are they alive?
honestly?
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- My journey
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well, when a man loves a woman/find her attractive he fertilizes her a.k.a they do the hippidy dippidy. this results in the woman getting pregnant and having a baby.
that baby grows up to become a toddler; the toddler grows up to be a teenager.
yet something happens during the teenage years that can either stunt the grown of this person or speed it up.
unfortunately for this certain one-upon-a-time teenager i received the latter.
everything i went through in those long long teenage years sped my growth. i was merely 17 living on my own and taking care of my own responsibilities. i don't necessarily regret everything that happened during those years; though there are many things i could've done without.
maybe i can enjoy those years when i retire at 50....
