• soul_on_fire
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    • Listen woman....
      • Mariah, Mariah, Mariah....where do i even begin? lets start out with your new "husband" Nick Cannon. quick question about that....…

      • answered by soul_on_fire on 05/03/2009
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    • Throw Rug Thug
      • unfortunately i'm not married; though i'm sure whoever i do end up marrying will be just a useless as the baby throw rug that's in the middle of my living room floor.

        it's about the size of a pillow case, doesn't match with the curtains or couches, and isn't even placed in any certain fashion on the floor....it's just there. i often trip over it or if i'm drunk enough it ends up getting caught on my heel and i got sliding around my living room in a drunken haze.

        often times i try and slip it underneath the dining room table and miraculously, even with her failing eye sight, my grandmother always notices when it's gone.

        i can't stand that throw rug. hopefully it just unravels one day into nothing but string.....then i can burn it.

      • answered by soul_on_fire on 04/27/2009
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    • "Please Mr. Big Man?"
      • i look a lot younger than i am...it sucks when i try to get into the clubs but when i need to get my way it comes in handy.

        armed with just enough clevage i throw on the sweet little girl voice and act all charming and what not.

        batter my eyelashes, giggle, act all interested in what their saying; all that nonsense.

        it seems to work fairly well....unless the guy isn't a petafile.

      • answered by soul_on_fire on 04/26/2009
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    • My journey
      • well, when a man loves a woman/find her attractive he fertilizes her a.k.a they do the hippidy dippidy. this results in the woman getting pregnant and having a baby.

        that baby grows up to become a toddler; the toddler grows up to be a teenager.

        yet something happens during the teenage years that can either stunt the grown of this person or speed it up.

        unfortunately for this certain one-upon-a-time teenager i received the latter.

        everything i went through in those long long teenage years sped my growth. i was merely 17 living on my own and taking care of my own responsibilities. i don't necessarily regret everything that happened during those years; though there are many things i could've done without.

        maybe i can enjoy those years when i retire at 50....

      • answered by soul_on_fire on 04/26/2009
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