Plinky, Inc. http://www.plinky.com/people/spasticantelope.xml All Rights Reserved Candice - Plinky Answers 2009-07-11T02:31:53-06:00 http://www.plinky.com/answers/65906 'Get Pregnant' is at the top of my summer 'to do' list 2009-07-11T02:31:53-06:00 Get Pregnant
My junk isn't going to stay operative forever.


]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/65905 Do I get to pick my 'invisible powers'? 2009-07-11T01:53:16-06:00

Invisible powers? What are those, exactly? Powers no one can see? Like, I can shoot flames from my nipples but they're invisible flames? And since they're PLURAL, does that mean I get multiple invisible powers? Maybe my other power will be to glow brighter than the sun and blind people…only it will be INVISIBLE and therefore useless.

I think you mean the power of invisibility. I guess that would be okay. It's no flaming nipples, though.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/65903 If I had to, I'd spend a week in a treehouse 2009-07-11T01:47:43-06:00 It would have to be a pretty bitchin' treehouse.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/65902 No Toy-Based Regrets 2009-07-11T01:46:13-06:00 My Betsy Johnson Graduation Dress
My mother donated the Betsy Johnson dress I wore for high school graduation to the frigging Goodwill. When I told her how much it cost she just blinked at me. We haven't discussed it since.


]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/55697 To the graduating class of 2009 2009-05-18T00:18:35-06:00 Do something. Anything. Don't waste your twenties "finding yourself." You'll figure out who you are along the way. Just pick something and do it. Preferably something that can keep you in food, shelter and clothing.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/55425 'Tis better to have loved and lost, sucka! 2009-05-16T11:04:38-06:00 Experience is what makes you an interesting person instead of a naive, boring one. And once you've had a few awkward, not-so-good relationships you start to recognize what definitely doesn't work for you, which makes you appreciate the relationships that do work so much more…

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/55422 Our possessions are fairly well-edited…but this…ugh. 2009-05-16T10:54:05-06:00 The most useless thing in the house? A giant wrought iron candle holder/hurricane lamp from my sister-in-law. It hasn't moved in 5 years. The candle has never been lit. If it went away tomorrow I doubt we'd notice. If this were extended to the garage there'd be more competition, but let's not go there.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/55239 Theme Parks: Pointless for Angry Pre-teens 2009-05-15T16:08:30-06:00

Hmn. It's 100 degrees outside and I'm covered in acne, hating my newly-lumpy body, sporting a frizzy half-perm and wearing the world's most uncomfortable shorts. Also surrounded by my brutally blunt family who are not known for their empathy. This day is etched in my memory for its sheer awkwardness and misery. So much could have been remedied that day just with a simple wardrobe change: it wasn't until I was much older that I started wearing clothing that was actually suited to my body (i.e. I no longer own a single pair of shorts).

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/55151 My preferred writing medium 2009-05-15T13:52:21-06:00 If I want to remember something, it's necessary that I physically write it down. I never have to look at the paper again, even. Just the act of writing it out usually cements it in my brain. And I've dropped out of typing class, uh, several times at this point, so handwritten anything is always faster.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/55059 I like to relax with 2009-05-15T12:41:06-06:00 I don't.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/34832 There's no athlete in me 2009-03-20T01:24:53-06:00 Once, long ago, I could bench nearly my own body weight. Happy? Great, move along.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/31754 Seat me next to the quiet starer, please 2009-03-16T00:05:33-06:00 Stare all you want, quiet person. I'll be asleep.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/30297 I blame Target 2009-03-13T01:37:52-06:00 Didn't Oxiclean have it's own infomercial? With the insane bearded guy? After I had a baby Oxiclean somehow wormed its way into my home.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/30287 You can call me... 2009-03-13T01:17:11-06:00 Ms. Makes-Contingency-Plans-For-Her-Contingency-Plans Von Overpacks

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/12294 Going through childbirth was quite the wake-up call 2009-01-30T03:09:25-06:00 I think it was when I squeezed another human being out of my vagina. It's pretty life-changing.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/12293 Demolition Goat? 2009-01-30T02:53:25-06:00 goat see

I want to unleash a goat on my neighbor's back patio. Hopefully the goat will gnaw on the grill and disable it in some way. Barring that, I'll distract him with the goat and hide his lighter fluid from him…maybe in the floorboards of his giant SUV.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/12286 How I'd spend $1,000 2009-01-30T02:26:30-06:00 Responsible me would pay off the credit card. Irresponsible me would buy some damn fine shoes and vintage house dresses (the sexy fifties variety, not the crap my grandma wore in the sevenites).

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/12281 My ideal Super Bowl halftime show would include Your Mom 2009-01-30T02:21:13-06:00 Your Mom
Seriously, the Superbowl? I don't even watch the commercials.


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