• stapledmustard
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      • Username: stapledmustard
      • In response to: "What is the one thing you consistently spill on yourself?" I spill EVERYTHING on myself. Am I wearing a white shirt? Well, then it's sure to be coffee or jam or very brightly colored juice. A black shirt? Yep, it'll be full of toothpaste and gravy and flour.
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    • The Longest I'd Want to Live without Internet
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        Wow. I really don't know. I go nuts if it goes out for 5 minutes. I'm not ALWAYS on the computer, but I get really annoyed if there's something I want to check and it isn't working. There are times where I'll be relaxing and reading and have to jump up to look something up, whether it be something I saw in the book, or one of those random things my brain comes up with out of nowhere like... why do cats have black eye boogers or... 'what the hell is the name of that one actor that was in that movie I saw 15 years ago'. I've gotten so used to being able to look up whatever I want whenever I want that I'd prefer to always have the internet there, just in case.

      • answered by stapledmustard on 09/03/2011
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    • Shut UPPP!!
      • Clink and clunk and flop and fall,
        I think you might come through the ceiling
        Or collapse my fucking wall
        Leaving it quite revealing

        Drip and drop and slip and splash
        Its what I wake to every morning
        That or a gigantic crash
        I wish I had some kind of warning.

        Eight is enough
        'N stuff.

      • answered by stapledmustard on 08/25/2011
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    • Truth or Dare?
      • I've always preferred sharing information over doing strange, silly, and often disgusting things. I've picked truth 99% of the time since I was a child. My best friend was very much a dare person. I'm as bad at coming up with dares as I am at doing them.

      • answered by stapledmustard on 08/25/2011
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