PTRS - Plinky Answers

Wtf happened to our country?

2010-01-21T15:02:20-05:00

The United States of America, or, at least... The Republic, for which It stands.

I'm the expert....

2010-01-09T00:42:22-05:00

Devouring MC's...like it aint no thang.

Irrefutable technique with impeccable timing.
Im twice as modest when I get caught Rhyming

My favorite subject is Girls

2010-01-09T00:39:50-05:00

Sometimes they put out

Get you shit lopped off

2010-01-09T00:39:11-05:00

an easy haircut from a barber

Dirty Hippie for Men

2009-12-17T14:59:03-05:00

Dirty Hippie for Men

1 part wet dog
1 part grilled cheese sandwich
1 part naptha
2 parts Patchouli
2 parts day-old sex

voila....smells like a dead show. Now in a bottle...

I'm proud of my Brother

2009-11-24T21:10:28-05:00

Im proud of my brother. Everyday he surprises me with his innate coolness.

http://web.mac.com/the.permanent.record/iWeb/The%20Permanent%20Record%20of%20NewJack%20Rasputin%20/Onward.html

Couch surfing should be added to the Olympics

2009-11-24T21:07:15-05:00

couch surfing
Because its damn near an art form in Northern California

I celebrate with champagne and bacon

2009-11-24T21:03:22-05:00

How do you spell indulgence

Champagne and bacon

John is my favorite dead Beatle

2009-11-19T23:16:15-05:00

He was the most talented and the least satanic

Boston to Oakland

2009-11-19T23:14:52-05:00

It's GO TIME

2009-11-19T23:08:16-05:00

Ok....ive put some thought in to this.... I think the best thing is to do
is

A: Run from them....to a safe place where we can regroup and collect our thoughts. This will proabably be a mall of some sort if there is any veracity to the movies.

2: Stockpile weapons and ammunition and gasoline.....someone might think about food and water but honestly..... a bag of Doritos (tm) and some Vintage Sparks will probably do just fine for our purposes.

and then lastly

D: If you are a female that shows zero signs of present or future zombification...AND we have never slept together... please form an orderly double file line, alphabetized by height...and in the unlikely event that we HAVE slept together.... please take your place at the back of the line....

No one escapes thier density.

2009-11-19T21:52:02-05:00

My grandmother went to a fortune teller of some sort before she met my grandfather and she was told that she would marry a man who had the same birthday as her... and then she met my grandfather, who had the same birthday as her... they were married the day after Christmas.

I'm a Mack...Been that way since birth.

2009-11-19T21:47:35-05:00

because Im not on my pc... currently

Can I interest you in a breath mint? Its wafer thin....

2009-11-19T21:33:19-05:00

Custom gift wrapping paper sold in brown paper . :)

Let me tell you a secret

2009-07-23T10:43:10-05:00

I love sipping on soy sauce.....straight......its frickin weird....but tere it is..when no one is looking....you can catch me taking tugs off the Kikoman Bottle

I demand a solid gold harley with machine guns on the front

2009-04-06T20:19:43-05:00

a solid gold harley with machine guns on the front
what part of machine guns dont you understand?

Where the wild things are brings me back

2009-04-06T20:18:34-05:00

having my mom read me at night before I went to bed

I could eat nothing but pez for a year

2009-04-06T20:17:20-05:00

Pez Core

Cherry pez, no question

When I grow up I hope I am the

2009-04-06T20:15:31-05:00

Vice president of 8balls and hookers