the Almighty got me started, as even the ice queens are warm inside. I'd quit because even the ice queens turn into drama queens when the ice melted.

That'd have to a cheetah. These are beautiful beasts very much like women. Scientists say (don't ask me how they found out) they purr like a house cat when you treat them right. Then of course they maul you if you piss them off, just like women. Forget your carpet. Go marble floor. They paw it when they are happy, they paw it when they are mad. Be careful inviting one to your bed, unless waking up next to a half-eaten zebra turns your on.

Good news is that cheetahs mate throughout the year. You see where I'm getting at. Enjoy!