Karl Johnson - Plinky Answers

Heart Versus Head -flip a coin

2010-09-14T18:12:26-06:00

my whole life has been an example of following your heart over following your head. Every once in a while I should listen to my head, because my heart has trouble deciding that my happiness is also a good thing.

When the Lights Go Out

2010-08-04T19:10:54-06:00

That depends on if I'm alone or with others and who the others might be. Knowing my life now, I'm alone or with my kids so probably light some candles or turn on a flashlight, play some cards and be amazed that we actually got a thunderstorm here.

My Question In Need of an Honest Answer

2010-07-21T16:56:03-06:00

Why won't you date me?

"Remember, no matter where you go... There you are."

2010-07-14T10:01:05-06:00

from Buckaroo Bonzai. It pretty much sums it up.

A short story with no 'L'

2010-02-26T14:09:40-06:00

We were running through the forest and tripped over a tree root. We staggered for some time before we pushed off a mountain and crashed into the rocks on the bottom of a deep ravine. We died. The end.

My special treatment

2010-01-27T11:31:18-06:00

The brick wall (free wallpaper)

Banging my head against the wall.

Hey I didn't say it works

Huh, what was the questions?

2010-01-27T11:28:50-06:00

Of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most. - A bit cliche but all to accurate these days.

In my (Web 2.0) version, Snow White hangs out with.......

2009-12-07T10:32:21-06:00

WebMD
Know a lot about most things that ail you but doesn't really have much of a bedside manner.

:-)
His facial expression are emoticons

Twitter
Can't speak in sentences of more than 140 characters

Windoze
Always has a sour personality. Probably comes from the fact that he will often stop everything freeze and then need to go back to the beginning and start over again. WebMD is always trying to treat him for some type of virus he is catching.

eHarmony
While he was never very good at speaking up and letting anyone know how he felt. eHarmony has discovered a world where he can (through a pseudonym) share everything with everyone and hopefully finally find a girl and move out of his current living arrangements.

RedBull
He is now always wired and spends endless hours online coming up with questions to be asked to people he has never met and hoping they will spend more time on their answers than he did coming up with the quest..... Oh oh, I need another can.....

Dopey
There were just too many options to choose from to try and rename this dwarf. Most any political figure would work. After recent revelations, Tiger Woods would be an option. It's best to just sum them all up with the name Dopey.

Shopping, Yea Right!

2009-12-01T11:38:00-06:00

In this economy, with my current lack of expendable income. I don't shop for the holidays. I call and hope it really is the thought that counts.

I'm a Mac

2009-11-18T12:10:30-06:00

because I don't come down with viruses, I work efficiently to get things done and provide a generally pleasurable experience while doing so. I utilize a Mac when I want to get things done quickly.

While I can function within the Windows world, it's really not that hard for someone who uses a Mac, it just requires a little patience. As was reported, Windows 7 was designed by using some of the feel and ease of use of the Mac OS as a gulde. The Windows OS is simply adapted from the Mac OS of about 3 years ago and it has been since Win 95.

My favorite Beatle is the Dung Beatle but I had to pick someone

2009-11-13T13:17:17-06:00

Dung Beatles do a dirty but necessary job within our ecosystem. Heck they are important enough that Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs did a spot dealing with Dung Beatles.

My angel & demon are fighting over the lump of clay in between them.

2009-09-29T10:41:38-06:00

Sgt Frog, reporting for duty!

It is yet to be determined who wins. Each pulls and shapes the clay to their own plan. Luckily for me the clay is simply an exterior that does not reflect the complete me. The Angel will eventually win because the demon will become to frustrated that everything it does actually has very little effect.

The Angel is patiently sculpting and re-sculpting as the demon frantically tugs and pulls, never quite realizing that it is going nowhere fast.

Bacon makes it better? True. - Even time travel is possible with Bacon

2009-09-29T10:34:37-06:00

Just ask Jim Gaffigan. Bacon is awesome, it makes everything better. If you topped bacon with more bacon you could probably go back in time.

I'd make a lovely Futon

2009-09-23T19:14:06-06:00

Futon

Because it was the only thing I could think of that had a decent picture to go with it. Oh and because there is more to me than you initially think.

A Apple Store in my town would be nice

2009-09-23T19:12:09-06:00

Cookie Monster would make a decent roommate on Sesame St.

2009-09-23T19:10:41-06:00

C is for Cookie - That's good enough for me.

Cookie Monster

As long as we can find someone else to bake us all the cookies we want, we'll get along just fine.

'Magic' was a scary movie

2009-07-28T16:57:54-06:00

I was 9 and the little ventriloquist dummy just freaked me out to no end. Thankfully I didn't have any sisters so I didn't have to worry about any dolls coming after me. Besides Jonny West and GI Joe would have kicked it's but.

Frosted flakes is a cereal suitable for every meal

2009-07-28T16:55:20-06:00

"Frosted Flakes"

Frosted Flakes - They're GREAT! What more can be said

Lauries might not be healthy, but it's tasty

2009-07-28T16:49:41-06:00

They make an omelet called the Kitchen Sink, it starts with a dozen eggs and includes everything including a whole pile of greasy hash browns. If you order one, make sure to bring several hungry friends.

Plinky, I've been avoiding you, darn it you sucked me back in.

2009-07-08T10:31:00-06:00

Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Garlic Chips

Well for the last 2 weeks I've been avoiding answering any questions on here. Oops. Guess I need to find something else to avoid. I know - Brussels Sprouts. It's always good to avoid Brussels Sprouts or other similar veggies like broccoli or cauliflower. I'm going to avoid those. I think I have the conviction of spirit to really avoid those for a good long time. Here's hoping I'm right.

God came first.

2009-06-16T14:58:28-06:00

Had to answer something, either chicken or egg but in reality God came first so it makes no difference which of the other things came next.

I wish I could have seen It's A Wonderful Life in the theater

2009-06-16T14:54:14-06:00

What about the movie doesn't make it a goodie? Story, actors, even being over played it is a GREAT movie.

Hook up the Guiness

2009-06-12T11:37:54-06:00

guiness

Guinness needs to be pumped into my home. Of course I don't know that I'd ever leave my house but who cares. Time for another pint.

Hello, my name is...

2009-06-11T18:38:53-06:00

Ignatious Maxwell Hard. Think about it for a minute.

Point the getaway car to Katmandu

2009-06-11T18:34:18-06:00

I plan on going to a non-extradition country and might as well become one with nature while I'm there.

'Apple Macbook' will help pass the time

2009-06-10T11:15:03-06:00

Especially if they had wi-fi. I could research the case and blog about my opinions on the crime at hand. Easy way to get sent home.

Truthfully, I would probably bring the the script for "Laura" as we are currently in the middle of production.

Woo hoo!

2009-06-03T15:47:58-06:00

The last time I said it was just recently when a friend of mine said she was coming down to see a play I was in. The whole experience was definitely a 'woo hoo!'

'You can't always get what you want' must be played at any good wedding

2009-06-02T21:43:17-06:00

You can't always get what you want by Rolling Stones

The Bitch is Back by Elton John

Love Stinks by J Geils Band

My money's on the wolverine

2009-06-02T21:40:39-06:00

Pound for pound one of the most dangerous creatures alive. Wolverine rock. Go Maize and Blue

'Tis better neither is better.

2009-05-21T20:55:26-06:00

I spent much of my young life never having loved. Recently I lost what I had truly loved. Neither is better. I suppose you can say if you have loved you have not lost. Too much of this question implies that is happening to you, the individual. Life is not about the individual. Life is about the interactions with others. Love your neighbor as yourself and you can never lose.