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- Bryce Avary is the greatest person ever
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Bryce Avary
(a.k.a. The Rocket Summer) wrote all of his own songs and recorded all of the instruments for all of his albums. And they're all good. Ev…
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- I'm on fire
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Once I was playing with fireworks, and a spark hit my shirt. Now there's a hole burned into what was once my favorite shirt. The end.
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- To the graduating class of 2009
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Don't let anybody talk you out of anything you love.
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- My friends are everything I'm not.
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I just realized this very recently. I used to think that I befriended people who were just like me, but I was wrong. The one thing that all o…
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- 'The Truman Show' deserves to be watched over and over
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I've used "The Truman Show" in a previous answer, but I have to use it again. I know that there are other movies that I love jus…
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- You don't need Ashton Kutcher to play a funny prank
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Pulling a chair away right before someone sits down is the #1 funniest prank of all time. It never stops being funny, even though it's ver…
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- Parties make me homesick
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Most of the time when I go to parties, I just want to go home. They're smelly, I suck at talking to people, I hate drunk people, and I wou…
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- My favorite line from 'Predator'
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"GET TO DA CHOPPA!" Because Arnold is awesome.
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- I got all, all the fuckin' work I need
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I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week …
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- Don't say 'That's what she said' around me
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That's what she said
Not a word, but I wish that the phrase didn't exist. I hate it because you can't say ANYTHING without somebody saying, "That'…
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