• thehagbag
      • hello Da' Mick Hagbag
      • Username: thehagbag
      • In response to: "Who are you?" I'm a beer drinking, red-blooded America who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence.
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    • If I could tame a wild animal
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        Angry kitty

        Easy: White Bengal Tiger. Of course, then I'd need to get a pair of skin-hugging tights, move to Las Vegas, and work on my faux-German accent. All in all, not a bad trade-off. "You don't like my tights?!?! TIGER, SCHNELL VIT DA BITING!! ATTACKEN ZE GOOBER!!".

      • answered by thehagbag on 01/28/2009
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    • My first job: Ace Hardware (circa 86-87)
      • I started working at an Ace Hardware store when I was 13, making 3.75 an hour. Yes, underage and underpaid. THREE SEVENTY FIVE, I kid you not!…

      • answered by thehagbag on 01/23/2009
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    • My road-trip mix tape
      • Canned Heat by Goin' Up the Country

        Are you kidding? Do you even need to ask? This is THE quintessential "F-it all and hit the road" rock-n-roll boogie.

        Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival

        Appropriate for the open road? No. For the open air in your Chopper??? HELL YEAH!!!! With the wind whipping through your hair as you glide over the burnt out crater of war?!?! Sing it, John. Sing it loud!

        The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground

        You know why. Don't even tell me that you can play all tough when this song comes on?. You could be the most badass, nail biting, dog kicking, knuckle dragging behemoth and still finding your self giggling and shouting "Grab her in the biscuits!!!".

      • answered by thehagbag on 01/22/2009
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