don’t be so hard on yourself.
you won’t get better till you’re worse.

1. Don't take pictures at a house party drinking out of a red solo cup. It's tacky and lame, and if you were actually hardcore - you wouldn't have to post evidence on your facebook page.
2. Don't join a sorority or a fraternity. We judge you for buying your friends and for the life of me I cannot understand why you would want to be apart of something that mandates conformity. It will suck everything that is awesome about you out of your mouth, I've seen it happen.
3. Don't cut your own bangs, gals. It may seem fun and easy but it's a bad idea.
4. If a parking space says, "Reserved" someone's watching from a 4th story window to see if you'll park there. Don't.
5. 12 page papers can only be written in 3 hours by people named, Toni or Rachel, all others should plan ahead to finish them on time.
6. Ratemyprofessor.com doesn't lie. If the professor has 298 bad reviews - don't take the class.
7. A "W" is better then a "F" Leave a little mystery and don't let future employers know that you are borderline retarded in certain areas.
8. Gals, you're allowed to wear high heels to school once every 3 weeks. Any more than that and it's just unnecessary.
9. If you do have the misfortune of attending the University of South Florida, don't go to the football games. They're lame and you are at best a bandwagon fan. No one at USF cares, know your role.
10. Money spent at Subway/Evos adds up. Don't let your food budget exceed your gas budget.
11. Make friends with your advisors. They can dot the i's and cross the t's and in my case, move some numbers around.
12. Don't date anyone that has their own name tattooed on their neck. If they need a permanent reminder, they're not take home material.
12. (b) If your friends become invisible once they start dating someone, understand that you have the potential to never see them again.
13. Try to steer clear of petty arguments. There is nothing more disgusting then a 20 year old acting like a 14 year old. You're not in high school anymore, act accordingly.
14. Black X's on your hands come off with eye make up remover.
15. Get at least one tattoo, one piercing, go on at least one roadtrip, see a concert, go for one haircut that's outside of what you would normally get and don't let the little set backs change your perspective.

Matthew Fox


Just saying.

Josh Halloway


Yep.