Because in my version, it's Sleezy, Wheezy, Cheesy, Crazy, Lazy, Curvy & Pervy who owns the big house out in the woods! The deep woods... where no one can hear an underage Disney girl's screams...

Sleezy
The de facto leader of the house, but usually busy out in the garden doing you-don't-really-wanna-know. When not, he's constantly leaning on someone, being sleezy. He really can't help it, poor bugger.

Wheezy
The leader of the group, but usually unable to speak due to excessive smoking for several decades. Loves to make up rules based on no logic whatsoever.

Cheesy
Twin brother of Sleezy and Wheesy and Easy. (The latter died in a rather unfortunate accident involving an umbrella and a peacock.)
Loves poetry, romance and trends! Original founder of Hot Topic.

Crazy
No logic. No mind left. Mercury poisoning, drug-abuse, mental instability... You name it, he has it!
Will do anything for a Klondike Bar. Anything.

Lazy
Curvy's older sister. If you manage to move her even an inch, you will receive a special price. (Snow did, once. It was not pretty.)

Curvy
Boob-bastic little she-devil. As the only (moving) female, she felt very "loved" in the house before Snow arrived.
The one who's supposed to do the necessary dealings of the household.

Pervy
Son of Sleezy and Curvy.
Grew up chained to a pole, and has a natural connection with Crazy. If the latter lets the former off the chain, any nearby village is thoroughly doomed.

Chocolate cake.
Jeg ville gått for enhver type kake, men det er sjokoladekake som ruler min kakeverden. Spesifikt min egen, hjemmelagde sjokoladekake. Ikke fordi den er no bedre enn andre sjokoladekaker (tvert imot), men fordi den nesten klarte å bli rutine etter et par år. Jeg lagde den selv fordi jeg, i min ungdomstid, pleide å bo alene på hytta i sommerferiene, og feiret derfor bursdagene mine der for meg selv. Med kake. Som jeg laget selv.
Sånn ellers, så er farmors, mammas og middelsøs's brownie-kaker de beste i hele verden. (Alle tre er på samme oppskrift, men forskjellige.) Så jeg sier ikke nei til dem på bursdagen heller, spesielt siden jeg ikke lenger ferierer på hytta. Men det må være en sjokoladekake.