I used to get by on 2 hours of sleep while cramming in college. Now, I need a minimum of 6 hours to be marginally competent.

From my Ex: He got me hot soup and watched over me as I lie in bed woozy with the flu. After I got better, he told me it was at that moment he realized he wanted to take care of me forever.

From my Fiancé: Way back when we were still friends, he got me a potted Chrysanthemum for Valentines Day. It was red, lush and fed a dose of his own recipe of super rich earthworm poo fertilizer. I had a boyfriend back then and that was his way of giving me something special in the guise of a neutral and platonic gift. He asked me to name her and so I did. We called her Madeleine. She survived up to three full months. She perished after a failed transplant into a bigger pot. That was the longest I've ever kept a plant alive.