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      • In response to: "If you were in a movie right now, what music would be playing?" You're the Best (Around) by Joe Esposito, as I'm kicking ass at the big karate tournament where I beat up my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, but not before his cronies really hurt my knee.
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    • My money's on the shark

      • A liger would actually swoop in and kill them both. Ligers can't resist Bear/Shark fights.

      • answered by videojay on 03/18/2009
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    • The athlete in me

      • Completely mediocre at disc golf, bowling and lawn darts, Jason has once again done nothing remarkable in his fields of passive time-wastage. We're not even sure why we're writing an article about him.

      • answered by videojay on 03/18/2009
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    • How many penises have you and your grandma seen together?

      • When I was younger, my grandma used to take me to the movies all the time. We'd see pretty much anything that was generating buzz or that one of her friends had recommended. Even as a kid, my parents and grandma weren't too worried about an 'R' rating.

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        When the woman in The Crying Game reveals she's a man with a penis, she does so by showing her penis. I was a slightly pubescent 12 year-old, sitting next to my grandma, as we were both surprised to discover that was a man. I will never forget hearing my cute grandma's voice say, "That's a man's thing!"

      • answered by videojay on 03/17/2009
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    • Embrace the sad, but then buck up, sissy, and go pay your rent.

      • Sorry About That by Alkaline Trio

        This song expertly tells the story of two people in vulnerable states finding each other, indulging, and then waking up awkwardly. "Without wearing a stitch of clothing, we were both deeply in disguise." Beautiful. It's a little sad, but you need to embrace the sad before your triumphant return.

        It's Summertime by Flaming Lips

        I'm kind of stuck on the idea of embracing the sad. You know how when you break up with someone everyone and everything looks sunshiney and happy while you walk around with a storm cloud over your head. This song puts that idea to music.

        Jay-Z by 99 Problems

        At some point you have to stop embracing the sad and get back to life. This song will help you realize that you have 99 other problems to tend to. Buck up, sissy, and go pay your rent!

      • answered by videojay on 03/17/2009
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