• wisek9
      • hello Oorvi the WiseK9
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      • In response to: "Who are you?" I am Oorvi – the WiseK9, the Management Guru, and the K9 Philosopher. I live with two humans who go by the names of Mercury and Cameo.
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    • Cats and Dogs - The Movie needs a different Ending!
      • Cats and Dogs should end differently...Lou should be the...


        I think that the movie Cats and Dogs didn't end the way it should've ended.

        I'd like to propose another end to it and I hope that Lawrence Guterman the director of the movie, is a member of the Plinky brigade and that unlike most other humans, he is open to alternative viewpoints.

        Remember Mr. Tinkles, the evil cat who wants to rule the world and who abducts the entire Brody family?
        Remember Lou, the smart beagle who rescues the family after defeating Mr. Tinkles and his other evil feline cronies?

        The way the movie ends is that the evil cats don't win - and our smart little beagle Lou decides to be just a normal everyday pet for the Brody family.

        Now that stinks. (If you know what I mean. Not the nice aromatic dog-poo smell, but the horrible gut-wrenching mind-numbing human-poo type of smell!)

        The pup should've been hailed a hero. He should've been given bravery medals...and the fact that he was smarter than those smart humans (remember that Mr. Brody was a scientist who was trying to find a remedy for dog-allergies?) he should've ran for the US Presidential elections...and WON!

        Now that'd have been a really cool ending...right?!

      • answered by wisek9 on 02/19/2011
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    • My Favorite Game...is always worthy of being a Show!
      • Chew

        Any or all of the following:
        Chew the ball
        Chew the socks
        Chew the ...ah...well! Prudish humans won't let me say it.

        And also...
        fetch the ball
        fetch the dead lizard
        drag the rag

        Ideally, I'd like the other contestants to be humans!

        And I don't mind it at all...if it isn't a show!

        Wise Wags,
        Oorvi

      • answered by wisek9 on 02/19/2011
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