• xenophobia22
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      • Username: xenophobia22
      • In response to: "Who are you?" I am an artist, wood carver, psychic, &seer.
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      • Some things that YOU don't know about me.


        Ugliest dog evar

        1. I LOVE bug-eyed Dogs ! (I think they are special.)
        2. I Love animals, going to the ZOO is a kick, and I TALK to the animals.
        3. My sense of humor is important to me, without LAUGHTER, there is NO Love, without Love you may as well be a Zombie!!

      • answered by xenophobia22 on 05/14/2013
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    • Is my brain Half-Full or Half-Empty?

      • If you are wondering is my BRAIN, Half-Full or Half-Empty ?? Well it depends on what kind of day I'm having. Most of the time, my BRAIN feels empty. (There is no "HALF!!) I KNOW I should have never giving up drinking. Now it's Pelligrino for me, for the rest of my tired, lonely days. Cheers! :-)

      • answered by xenophobia22 on 05/14/2013
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    • How do you know if you are going CRAZY?

      • Dr. Simkovitz: So, what is your problem?
        Patient: I don't know if I HAVE a problem, that's why I am here!
        Dr. Simkovitz: Don't get excited, we'll get to the root of your problem.
        Patient: What problem?
        Dr. Simkovitz: (With a HEAVY Sigh...) Isn't that why you came to a psychiatrist? You must have a problem?
        Patient: A psychiatrist? I wanted to see a Podiatrist...
        Dr. Simkovitz: Your feet hurt?
        Patient: No, they don't hurt.
        Dr. Simkovitz: Then what is wrong with you?
        Patient: Hmmm. I told you, I don't know. You figure it out. You're a doctor.
        Dr. Simkovitz: Stop this! You are driving me CRAZY!!
        Patient: Ummm, then maybe YOU should see a psychiatrist.
        Dr. Simkovitz: I already do see a psychiatrist.
        Patient: Really?
        Dr. Simkovitz: Yes, every morning when I shave. One more patient like you, and I'll be tempted to slit my throat!
        Patient: You sound CRAZY.
        Dr. Simkovitz: I know, you're a good teacher!!!

      • answered by xenophobia22 on 05/11/2013
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    • How do you know if you are going CRAZY?

      • Dr. Simkovitz: So, what is your problem?
        Patient: I don't know if I HAVE a problem, that's why I am here!
        Dr. Simkovitz: Don't get excited, we'll get to the root of your problem.
        Patient: What problem?
        Dr. Simkovitz: (With a HEAVY Sigh...) Isn't that why you came to a psychiatrist? You must have a problem?
        Patient: A psychiatrist? I wanted to see a Podiatrist...
        Dr. Simkovitz: Your feet hurt?
        Patient: No, they don't hurt.
        Dr. Simkovitz: Then what is wrong with you?
        Patient: Hmmm. I told you, I don't know. You figure it out. You're a doctor.
        Dr. Simkovitz: Stop this! You are driving me CRAZY!!
        Patient: Ummm, then maybe YOU should see a psychiatrist.
        Dr. Simkovitz: I already do see a psychiatrist.
        Patient: Really?
        Dr. Simkovitz: Yes, every morning when I shave. One more patient like you, and I'll be tempted to slit my throat!
        Patient: You sound CRAZY.
        Dr. Simkovitz: I know, you're a good teacher!!!

      • answered by xenophobia22 on 05/11/2013
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    • Confessions of a Bibliophile

      • I have a confession. I love books. Not only do I love reading them, I enjoy writing them. (Takes about 3 months to complete, so I have not put forth that kind of effort lately.)
        There is something so calming about holding a good book in your hand, and sitting in a quiet spot so you can wrap yourself in it. A great book is like a skilled lover. It is a gift that keeps on giving, even after the last page has been read. You still have fond memories of it afterward.
        I have written books in more than one genre; Paranormal, Science Fiction, and yes, even Romance. Writing is an exercise that keeps the author motivated to continue. Without the written word, there is no imagination, and therefore no communication.
        You can take away all my clothes, my money, and even my TV, but robbing me of books would mean breaking my spirit. Words dance in my head, like a ballerina after an espresso. Without my books, I'd be nothing more than an empty shell.

      • answered by xenophobia22 on 05/11/2013
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