Bart Scott - Plinky Answers

Pardzees has good cheap eats

2009-04-28T07:48:52-06:00

They always have great food and the waitresses are amazing. the only thing I hate about the place is it has a golf theme. I hate golf. But you get plenty of food for the money!

This is just taking up space

2009-04-28T07:47:00-06:00

Me. I had surgery two weeks ago to have a tumor removed and right now I am as useful as tits on a bull.

Gimme five minutes with Nobody

2009-04-28T07:46:00-06:00

Screw em. Everybody has problems and honestly I could care less about celeb problems. Dont get me wrong I think everybody deserves support or help and these folks are no different than anyone else in that regard. But to take five minutes out of my day to single one of these people out over another . . . sorry I just dont care enough. I guess it is sad that i had no idea that the people mentioned in the poll were even having problems.

My money's on the gorilla

2009-04-14T05:25:13-06:00

Keeping in touch from Mars to Venus

2009-04-08T16:06:21-06:00

Looking at the map, this is not quite what I meant by all this but anyway. I think most relationships are long distances because many of them are two people trying to get to different places together.

have you ever had that feeling that you are moving together away from each other?

I won't mention who she is, but I remember always trying to move with a young lady who always seemed to want to be where ever I wasn't at the same time asking me to follow her. I would wager to say that most of my relationships have been like that because I have been so willing to follow my heart while others who know this play me.

So I guess the longest distance I have had a relationship with someone is teh distance between me and you.

My step-father is someone I admire

2009-04-07T18:18:15-06:00

My step-father
1. To regard with pleasure, wonder, and approval.
2. To have a high opinion of; esteem or respect.

Out of all the people I have met I guess I would say that my dad, my step father has had the biggest impression on me. I respect him more than any other person and I guess I love him more than any other single person. He has always been there for me, and while we have not always seen eye to eye it is my belief that he has been right more than I have. I dunno, people admire rock stars and movie stars but they hold nothing to him in my eyes.

I Harness methane to help the environment

2009-04-05T10:20:41-06:00

Might sound gross but with the possibility of farmers being taxed on the methane that gets released from the flatulence of cows I have decided that since I eat a rather butt bomb inducing diet, that i will harness these methane gases from my own bottom and encase them in jars until the world figures out what to do with them.

I'm in the Hall of Fame

2009-04-05T05:42:21-06:00

At the end of a Michigan Panthers game (USFL), televised locally in Detroit, as the credits were rolling, I was that cute blonde haired kid wearing the Ozzy Osbourne Diary of a madman t-shirt jumping up and down yelling yay we won!

I know it was a moment I will never forget . . .

Stuck in an elevator with Zooey Deschanel

2009-04-03T21:18:47-06:00

Zooey Deschanel
I have wanted to meet her for the longest time. I thin she is fascinating and oh who the hell am I kidding I think she is hot. I know next to nothing about her except she drives me wild with her eyes and her amazing voice.

Please get Beautiful girls out of my head

2009-04-03T21:13:02-06:00

Beautiful girls by Sean Kingston

What are you kidding me? The song sucks life threw the ass of a demented dwarf. Whenever i hear this song about how he is suicidal it makes me want to help him along. Whiny little creepy bastard. Gee can you tell i hate this song?

Heartless by Kanye West

How can he be so "talentless" and still get people to buy his worthless cds? This song is over hyped garbage.

Fergalicious by Fergie

Proof that all you need to be is good looking to sell records. Talent she aint got in her pipes but in her hips alone.

Here, have a million dollars

2009-03-31T19:35:08-06:00

I would give it to my work so they could buy a better therapy pool than the one we have.

I could eat nothing but for a year

2009-03-31T19:34:20-06:00

Kraft Mac N Cheese. Is that a cuisine? Anyway that would be my choice regardless.

I get my news from the Internet

2009-03-31T19:32:39-06:00

The Guardian UK is where I get most of my news. I never read the local fish wrap.

My fear of Fear

2009-03-28T09:01:29-06:00

Nothing scares me more than fear. Sounds stupid i know, but fear rules our world today. We are afraid of losing our jobs, our money, our families, our freedoms, etc... Fear is so overpowering, more so than any other emotion and I think it is what enslaves us and drives us to do the wicked we do as people.

If i am Lost How Come i found you? brings me back

2009-03-28T08:27:06-06:00

I just remember wanting to be Quacky and when i read it now i laugh because it is so corny, but it still is fun to read.

Zombies!

2009-03-26T15:52:19-06:00

Push my fat friends in front of me and run like hell.

IPod Touch travels with me

2009-03-25T05:24:59-06:00

iPod Touch
Because if I leave it out someone will steal it :)

Wallet with $3.00
Because I like to carry my fortune with me just in case the markets collapse and I need currency to buy a lifesaver for nourishment.

Gel pen
Because I think Gel pens are freakin cool

Making out in Detroit, MI

2009-03-24T17:26:12-06:00

I loved it. It was with a girl that was three years older, and a redhead to boot. She was a next door neighbor and she was the girl of my dreams at the time! I remember feeling as if heaven had come down to earth. I could not wait to kiss her again.

My bucket list starts with: Travel to Australia

2009-03-23T19:21:34-06:00

Travel to Australia
Because everybody has a place that they want to go for a visit before they die and Australia is mine.

Write my life story
I think my life has been a bit of a mess, but in all of this mess there has been a great many moments of love and kindness. I think I would title it "My life and the lies that almost ruined it."

I want to learn to rollerblade
Sounds dumb but I have tried this but I have not been able to do this and i hate failing at anything

I want to learn to ride a motorcycle
Because they terrify me. But hey I have to die someday and if I know when that is going to be i may just give this a chance.

Find everyone I ever hurt and say I am sorry
Tis is the impossible thing on my list. But if I may, whoever I hurt, I am sorry. I truly wish i could have been a nicer man was I was younger.

You need this flying car

2009-03-22T15:28:26-06:00

Ummm. I would not sell one. People are frickin nuts on roads i don't want them idiots flying in the air as well.

IPhone, please

2009-03-21T22:20:20-06:00

iPhone

I would have to say an iPhone. I have an iTouch and I can see how I would like to have a machine that is all in one.

Where can I park my Prius?

2009-03-20T07:20:50-06:00

I aint a pimp, I am a member of the global society and because of this i have a conscience and could not ride in an over priced gas guzzling piece of crap like an Escalade

'Stairway to heaven' sounds different to me now

2009-03-20T07:17:27-06:00

Stairway to heaven by Led Zeppelin

When i was a kid and this song came out everyone including me thought this was the greatest song ever. Now? It is not even the best song Zeppelin recorded let alone the best ever.

the End by The Doors

Really, anything by the doors, I just picked this song. When i was a stupid stoner ass in the l;ate seventies early eighties these guys were great. But now, clean and sober, I don't understand the attraction.

1999 by Prince

Again, this was so cool so long ago but has not held up.

I'm turning into my parents

2009-03-20T06:58:33-06:00

From my mom: My mom is a wonderful full of life human being that has given me her sense of humor, her love of life and her mean streak.

From my dad: Most of the worst parts of me are from him. It is weird because I hardly spent anytime around him and i am a lot like him.

I wish I could get a new location, location, location

2009-03-20T06:39:43-06:00

I think I would live in the city rather than outside of it. The city has a pulse the burbs are dead.

The breakup

2009-03-19T18:27:14-06:00

The worst way i was ever dumped? The guy who replaced me was moving the last box down the stairs as i was turning into my parking space after a day at work. Had no idea it was coming. Spent the next few hours loading up my shit into my truck and i moved into a motel.

'I am what i ate' will make you LOL

2009-03-18T16:12:04-06:00

It is funny what we have learned over the ages about the food we have eaten since growing up. It is funny but scary at the same time and this book is both! I laugh everytime I read it and so will you :)

I'll spend my golden years in Melbourne, Australia

2009-03-17T15:55:23-06:00

I think because I have always wanted to live in the country "down under' and I have read so much about this land that I think I could spend the last years of my life without being bored. I also think that Australia is so open and it would be nice to live in a land that appreciates its culture.

The athlete in me

2009-03-16T07:41:59-06:00

I was profiled for Armchair Quarterback (AQ) of the Detroit Lions, my favorite touch football team in the NFL.

As an AQ I led the Detroit Lions to their first winless season! I was able to aim my remote with deadly pinpoint accuracy and shake my fist with skillful Steve Young type moves as i dodged all cat calls from my friends as they jeered me for my fandom.

I proudly wear the number zero to show my love for Americas joke of a team!

Seat me next to the irritating talker, please

2009-03-15T13:56:37-06:00

Because the old saying a "Blind monkey finds his ass sometimes" just may be true. What I mean is maybe this talkative person who rambles all the time will say something halfway intelligent thereby making the trip worthwhile. The odds are great, sure, but I like those odds better than somebody staring at me for God knows what reason.

I use this logic when i am watching C-SPAN.